You Just Thought You Knew About Sex!

I've known of this site for better than a year. I monitored it, watching for any indication it was satire. There were none. As much as the site's content is somewhat unusual for "A Christian" [sic], it serves a bigger purpose – showing how any Jesus Freak justifies any action(s) with biblical scripture, often even single lines of that scripture, then twist the words into bizarre meanings to fit their wishes. Note also, that all Jesus Freaks "know the will of God." This explains why we see all these tearful press conferences "that God has forgiven me." In their sick minds, "God" (as they wish him to conform to any situation) knows their actions, and forgives them. Read, and laugh your ass off as I did, at the things in the Book Of Bottomless Bullshit that are taken even past their existent mythical state, and twisted for self serving matters. They are one and all, some crazy fuckers!! Here are a few brief quotes and links.

(Anal Sex) (I LOVE this rationale!:) "In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how "The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground"

(Viagra, etc.) "Yes, I will take you, breathing on you the fire of my wrath, and you will become soft in it." (Ezekiel 22:21)

(Fisting) "In another spiritual interpretation of fisting, as he inserts his hand into his wife's vagina, a man is symbolically re-enacting the moment of truth following Christ's resurrection from the tomb, when Doubting Thomas touches the wounds in the Savior's flesh: Then He said to Thomas, "Put your finger here and observe My hands. Reach out your hand and put it into My side. Don't be an unbeliever, but a believer." (John 20:27)" (Emphasis theirs)

(Porn) "This is in keeping with the scriptural mandate of I Corinthians 7:3, which says "Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband." This means that both sex partners must be shown getting equal pleasure and sexual attention from one another"

(Shaving Pubic Area) "So far, we've only discussed female shaving, but males were not exempt. In Jer. 49:10, we read: "But I have made Esau bare, I have uncovered his secret places..."

(Threesomes) "I)f a spirit of jealousy comes over (the husband) and he is jealous of his wife when she has defiled herself, or if a spirit of jealousy comes over him and he is jealous of his wife when she has not defiled herself." (Numbers 5:12-14) Since a husband's jealousy can be aroused whether or not his wife has actually had sex with another man, what is pertinent here is not the act of extramarital intercourse, but the husband's feeling of being wronged."

So there you have it folks, as spoken by the head fucker himself!

TUA

"The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past."

Robertson Davies