I'm probably gonna catch hell for this. In the best ole fart tradition........did you think you were telling somebody that gives a fuck?:)She's a pretty good ole broad, imo. "She?" The Ole Broad in Texas, (PUT THAT GODDAMN BACON DOWN, OLE LADY!) of course. Dissenters, take it up with Texas.
Baking a half a ton
of shit at a time, to give away God knows how many times a month, putting a kazillion pictures online with "self made" sub-titles....always at the West Haven nursing home giving shit away - and that's just the stuff we know about. With a heart bigger'n her tits
(which I understand are BEEG!), y'all best not fuck with her precious goddamn cowgirls.
All us ole farts are kinda set in our ways, & at times can be a bit sassy & belligerent; if for no other reason than we can see our own demise on the horizon, and we plain don't give a fuck! Her? I think the only thing she never gave was a fuck about what happens next.:)Just slow down a little, ya ole broad, & leave that damn bacon alone!!
WE want you around a long time.
pretty please?????
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you made me weep
and I'm not giving up my bacon..I only eat it about 2 times a week..11/2 slices so that's 3 slices a week...fuck off..I'm not giving up my bacon..haha
First saw this on facebook, now know the source.
I would never try to take bacon away from anyone!! Especially from YellowDog Granny!! Bacon good!!
and I'm not giving up my bacon..I only eat it about 2 times a week..11/2 slices so that's 3 slices a week...fuck off..I'm not giving up my bacon..haha
As I said bout us ole farts......:)
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