Thursday, November 19, 2009

Roads for Insane Drivers.

This is #1 of a 6 part series of dangerous roads in the world. OMG pictures. I guess it is necessary for people to get from point A to Point B but I'll just bedamned if I'D drive on 'em!!
Check them out and voice YOUR opinion. I'll post the others later. Or follow links to view entire series.

original post:
This is the original series, as it was started on DRB in November, 2006. Articles are written by Avi Abrams, all rights reserved. Please send us tips and pictures of other hair-raising roads you encountered.



Top 5 Most Dangerous Roads in the World

...and a hiking trail

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Look Ma! No side rails. Look Ma! No shoulders! Look Ma! My car won't fly!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Look What **I** Learned To Do In The Last Two Days!!



Thursday, November 12, 2009

Men and Women World Wide Will Call them Blessed

Health

Artificial Penis Tissue Proves Promising in Lab Tests

By Charles Q. Choi, Special to LiveScience

posted: 09 November 2009 03:03 pm ET

One day artificial penis tissue could be grown to help men, new findings in rabbits now suggest.

After implantation with replacement tissue, lab rabbits that once had damaged penises had working organs and could produce offspring. [...]naturally they will not use rabbit cells with men. "We would take a small sample of a patient's erectile tissue, extract the cells we need and multiply them in the laboratory," Atala explained. "The resulting tissue would be a perfect match for the patient. [...]

"Further studies are required, of course, but our results are encouraging and suggest that the technology has considerable potential for patients who need penile reconstruction," said researcher Anthony Atala, director of Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center's Institute for Regenerative Medicine in Winston-Salem, N.C.

Such methods could potentially aid men who just want to enhance their normal penises, rather than repairing any damage........................

Repair or enhance, read the rest of this interesting article here

While on the subject of penises:

The following url is to a site relating Penis Tales. Getting them whacked off, bitten, struck by lightening, caught in a saw mill, getting chopped to bits by a furious doctor, and by some mysterious, un-named means ,getting strung onto washers, metal rings, etc., and one unfortunate sufferer, committing suicide from the pain of an injected substance trying to make it bigger.
Note to scientists trying to re-grow penises: HURRY UP!! Note to guys: PROTECT YOUR BODY PARTS!! The majority of ladies like them just the way they are... unless you piss off a jealous wife.
http://the-rest-is-here.blogspot.com/2009/11/penis-tales-one-and-two.html


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Thank You Tribute To Our Vets


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"A country needs to be reminded that warriors have died, and that Memorial Day and Veterans' Day are not just days for picnics at the beach."
(swiped from IAB's post. But we DO need to be reminded. )

Sunday, November 8, 2009

check out:

shit happens

Comments:
Yellow Dog Granny:
Thanks for checking post on IAB. I thought they were funny, even if some stupid or scary.
Gadfly

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Not Cute Little Porky Pig

[from an email]
URBAN LEGEND:
(Falsehood): Texas Hog ....That was killed near the town of Cut-and-Shoot TX. [Gad: yes, there is a Texas town named *Cut-and-Shoot!] Over 1,800 lb. wild boar shot and killed in Conroe , Texas near the County Airport, East of I-45 and near the community of Cut and Shoot. Killed by a medical Radiology worker...[Gad: someone trying to live up to the Texas reputation for Tall Tales/Everything bigger in Texas?? Taint so, McGee. Maybe biggest liars?]




TRUTH: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/animalsinsects/ss/wild_boar_tx_4.htm
Comments: According to a March 3, 2009 article in the Conroe Courier, no 1,800-pound wild boar has ever been seen near Conroe, Texas, let alone hunted, bagged, and photographed for posterity. Your average Texan feral hog weighs in at approximately 150 lbs., a Texas Parks and Wildlife game warden told the Courier. An exceptionally large one might grow to be twice that size. In point of fact, it's doubtful there is a wild boar anywhere in the world that tips the scales at 1,800 pounds. There have been reports of domestic hogs approaching or exceeding that size, but the largest documented specimens in the wild have topped out at 1,100 pounds or less.

Citing a report in a French hunting magazine, the Courier reveals that the boar in these photos was actually a 781-pounder killed in Turkey in 2005 (the EXIF data embedded in the images confirms they were taken on June 3 of that year). A visual clue, the "Nature Tours" logo on the side of a vehicle in one of the photos, indeed points to a Turkish hunting website(click on thumbnail titled "Stalking" for gallery) on which the same images are displayed. See also: Giant Razorback Hog (800 Lbs., 8 Ft. Long)(for more tall tales about same hog).
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*Cut and Shoot, Texas From Wikipedia, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_and_Shoot,_Texas Cut and Shoot is a city in eastern Montgomery County, Texas, United States, about 6 miles east of Conroe and 40 miles north of Houston. The population was 1,158 at the 2000 census, at which time it was a town; the community only became a city in August 2006.[3] According to one local legend, Cut and Shoot was named after a 1912 community confrontation that almost led to violence. According to differing versions of the story, the dispute was either over:
  • The design of a new steeple for the town's only church,
  • The issue of who should be allowed to preach there, or
  • The conflicting land claims among church members.

Whatever the circumstances were, a small boy at the scene reportedly declared "I'm going to cut around the corner and shoot through the bushes in a minute!" This statement apparently stayed in the residents' minds and was eventually adopted as the town's name. [Gad: church folks are supposed to be peaceful but often it is they who can kick up a shit storm in a community!.]

Friday, November 6, 2009

Thank All The Powers That Be - TGIF

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Fiddler Crabs Fiddle Around

It is amazing what you can learn from foreign publications and articles stored in my best friend's archives. In this selection, we learn that female fiddler crabs practise the "oldest profession".

Australian Survey: fiddler crabs take up prostitution

Fiddler crabs trade sex for security

Fiddling: the fiddler crab

African female fiddler crabs are taking up prostitution to protect against raids from randy males.

Researchers from The Australian National University found that male fiddler crabs will happily defend a female neighbor against intruders - partly because the females will dole out sex in return.

"The fact that the neighbor comes over and helps to defend another territorial individual is pretty unusual," said Michael Jennions, who helped conduct the study.

Jennions and fellow ANU researchers Richard Milner and Patricia Backwell studied the behavior of fiddler crabs living in mud flats off the African country of Mozambique in October and November 2008.

Male fiddler crabs have giant claws to defend themselves, but the researchers wanted to see how female crabs - which only have two small feeding claws - protect their homes.

Fiddler crabs are territorial and live in burrows. The researchers gathered crabs from distant parts of the mud flats and tethered them near new, occupied burrows.

In 21 trials involving male intruders, the researchers found that male crabs would scuttle over to fight off the invaders on a female neighbor's territory 95 percent of the time.

But in 20 trials involving female intruders, the males crabs only fought off the invaders 15 percent of the time.

That suggests the male crabs preferred to keep females nearby, largely because they will almost always have sex with their male neighbours, Jennions said.

Most of the time, female fiddler crabs are selective about their partners and choose to mate in the male's burrow.

But the researchers also found females mating on the surface - and 85 percent of the time the surface sex was with a neighbour.

The researchers speculated the female crabs were having the neighbourly sex in exchange for some sort of benefit. In this case, that benefit appeared to be protection, Jennions said.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

You Gotta Be Tough To Be A Lineman

YOU GOT TO BE TOUGH TO BE A LINEMAN. There's more dangers than getting shocktrocuted by downed power lines during storms of various kinds, there's the wild life.

A Texas Power / Light crew, putting in lines for an addition to the Hallettsville Municipal Airport, found the following in culverts they were using...

See the two (2) pictures below:

Picture # 1:
The gator is/was 18' 2" long.


Picture # 2:



The rattlesnake roundup totaled 87.

We thank Texas Power & Light for sharing these pictures

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Happy Halloween???

BEFORE:In preparation for accepting a Halloween party invitation, I carefully assembled my costume, envisioning making a grand entrance like this:

AFTER: Awakened late on the lawn at my host's house, I discovered posters enlarged from an internet cartoon plastered all over the neighborhood, labeled with MY NAME. Courtesy of my "friends" who thought it was a great funny.

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I have thanked them by emailing every one of them a copy of this:

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My best REAL friend has almost got all the hair spray, gels, and hair glue of various substances shampooed out of my hair that was spiked to hell and back but my hair will probably never be blonde again. She tells me "quitcherbitching" and thank the Great Squirrel they didn't shave me like somebody did this Lion Cut cat. Probably 'cause they 1) didn't think of it, or 2). they wanted to live awhile longer.

Revenge will be sweet.

(Word of caution: NEVER EVER drink more than one cup of a party punch called "Witches' Curse".)


HOPE Y'ALL HAD A

Reset Clocks.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween Horror for Texas - Extending Into 2010.

I ain't a native born Texan; I reckon I'm a naturalized Texan. Maybe that's one reason Dan'l tolerates me. I was born and raised in a deep south state in a community of people politely called an American sub-culture but what I called "low class southern po' white trailer trash" that embodied the worst stereotypes of each. Anybody interested in my roots can find a thumbnail bio here. I scraped that red mud from my feet at 16 and never have looked back at that hell-on-earth I lived in. I've lived for varying lengths of time in a number of our states but mostly called Texas my "home". I don't like politics much but do pay attention to the assholes that get elected to Texas' governors' office. The race for 2010 is gonna be worse than usual.

Scary. Horrorfying. Rick "Hair-do" Perry is running (again) against Kay Bailey Hutchison. As if that wasn't bad enough for the state, campaigning with them in support is (shudder!) CHENEY and PALIN! WTF did Texas ever do to deserve this?




Cheney to hit the campaign trail

The former vice president will enter a Republican primary battle next month

There aren't all that many races where having former Vice President Dick Cheney on your side would give you a boost politically. But in a Republican primary in Texas? Well, that's a different story.

Cheney's going to be throwing his weight behind Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, who's going to be leaving her seat in order to challenge incumbent Gov. Rick Perry. According to the Associated Press, Cheney will be campaigning with Hutchison on Nov. 17.

The former vice president's presence adds another interesting dynamic to a race that was already going to be one to watch. Perry's positioning himself as the conservative candidate, and tarring Hutchison as too liberal; Cheney's endorsement might throw a monkey wrench in those works. Perry does have former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on his side, though.

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However, as the commercials say, "But wait! There's more!" There's even more horror to think about, not just for Texas but for the whole nation:

NO-O-O-O!!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Age Barometer

I gave this test to the Old Woman, then asked her how old it said she was. She gave her usual answer when people ask her age: "Nine years older than God." I guess that means she remembered all of them.

How many of these do you remember?

1. Metal ice trays with levers
2. Telephone party lines
3. 45 RPM records
4. Soda machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Tableside jukeboxes in coffee shops
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Butch wax
8. Newsreels before the movie
9. The unholy trinity: Hitler, Mussolini and Franco
10. Eisenhower, Normandy and D-Day
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. Candy cigarettes
15. S&H Green Stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Wire recorders
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulbs
20. Beanie and Cecil
21. Roller skates with keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-in movies
24. Studebaker and Nash automobiles
25. Wash tub wringers
26. Rotary phones


IF YOU REMEMBERED...
0-5 = You're still young
6-10 = You are getting older
11-15 = Don't tell your age
16-20 = You're older than dirt!
Over 20?... even dirt isn't as old as you!

~Author Unknown

Don't Forget!

The Great Squirrel!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Men's Fascination With Boobs

Some time ago on another of my blogs I published the question asking why Western men are so fascinated by female bosoms whereas men from less sophisticated societies do not appear to view boobs as sexual objects. Dan'l offered a cogent response. Good enough for me. Makes sense.

Apparently men from all walks of life experience the fascination, as the photo below seems to show. Is that our fearless ex-president indulging in a little boob peeking? When offered a drink from two females, his attention is drawn to the one displaying a little cleavage. Questions have been asked about his intellectual capacity and whether or not his heart is in the right place, but it is possible that his other man parts function normally.....??



Saturday, October 17, 2009

Another Child Dies Because of Stupid Parents

Another innocent, helpless child, competely dependent on it's hare brained parents, has died from lack of medical attention. One more out of how many not reported or covered up?

Daniel covered this subject in his post looking-for-what-never-existed and in his common sense followup live-it-all-or-nothing. It's ok if true believers want to pray for a sick child. Pray till you're hoarse. But meanwhile, TAKE THE KID TO THE DOCTOR! You depend on preachers and priests to take care of your spiritual welfare, so depend on doctors to take care of your physical welfare, numbnuts. Oh, so you can't put doctors before God?? Then read Dan'l's "Live It All or Nothing" post! Just don't kill your child because you're stupid.
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Friday, Oct. 9, 2009 12:10 PDT

Two-year-old Kent Schaible died of bacterial pneumonia on January 24th, after his parents spent a week praying for him to heal instead of taking him to a doctor. The parents, Herbert and Catherine, are now on trial for involuntary manslaughter, conspiracy to commit involuntary manslaughter and endangering the welfare of a child. That's nothing new. Parents have been prosecuted for this kind of thing before, and parents have gone to prison -- but it doesn't seem to deter people from adopting belief systems that put their children at grave risk.

If I defy all my instincts, I can try to muster some sympathy for Herbert and Catherine Schnaible, who have, after all, lost a beloved child. In theory, this should not be that hard. I have no trouble feeling compassion for parents who make the tragic mistake of leaving their children in hot cars, for instance -- in large part because I can't imagine any punishment worse than living with having done it. I can even understand too well how parents might miss the signals that their child was not only sick but dying. Several years ago, family friends of mine lost their two-year-old daughter to pneumonia, after a week of worrying about her cough but being assured by a pediatrician and all four grandparents that it only sounded like run-of-the-mill croup. The mother, in particular, was accused of being overprotective, and by the time it became undeniable that something much more serious was wrong, it was too late.

Herbert Schnaible's lawyer says his client "cared for his child and thought his child was getting better" -- just like my friends, with the same horrible outcome. So why does his story make me furious and judgmental, when others' only engender overwhelming sympathy and sadness?

Perhaps because Herbert Schnaible's lawyer also says, "his client did everything in his power to care for his son in the days before he died - feeding him and giving him liquids." To characterize feeding your gravely ill child as doing everything in your power to care for him in 2009 -- as opposed to, say 1509 -- strikes me as so irresponsible as to be unforgivable. The Schnaibles weren't tragically misinformed by a pediatrician, because they never consulted one. They weren't mocked for overreacting, because by any reasonable standard, they were underreacting.

And really, that's what it comes down to: Whether you can accept that the kind of person who will refuse to seek medical assistance for a sick child, relying instead on some god's will, qualifies as "reasonable" in any context. I can't. Period. When a parents' superstitious beliefs prevent a child from living long enough to accept or reject those beliefs on his own terms, I can understand why the "new atheists" argue that as a society, we should quit cutting religion so much slack. When someone's demonstrably false ideas lead to the death of a child, how can we prioritize their right to believe such things?

And yet, if we believe in freedom of religion -- and fear the consequences of diluting it -- how can we not? We do, at least, have a system in place to punish those whose religious beliefs conflict sharply with the laws of the land, but that doesn't necessarily save any children from death by superstition; to do that would require some intervention before tragedy occurs. And yet, as soon as I start talking about religion and saving children's lives in the same sentence, I can't help noticing the echoes of the fundamentalist anti-choice movement, arguing that their god's definition of child murder must be respected by all.

Therein lies the problem with picking and choosing which religious beliefs to respect; others will always choose differently, and believe just as fervently that they are right. (At least the new atheist argument that no belief in any god should be respected, end of story, is comparatively quite fair and consistent.) If we don't believe in restricting people's right to believe whatever they choose, then there's really not much to do besides hope that the children of people who believe in faith healing are lucky enough to stay healthy on their own, and punish the parents whose children aren't so lucky. It's outrageous, it shouldn't keep happening, and yet, it does. What else is there to say?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Separation of Church and State

The Church ain't got no business getting involved with the State. Today we find certain Christian sects or cults actively and vigorously pursuing political ends and power. The United States of America allegedly was founded as a "Christian nation". However, many of our founding fathers voiced different opinions about the role of religion and some were even anti-religion. One thing they agreed on was the necessity of the separation of church and state.

I have no objection to people believing in and worshiping whatever god or gods that suit their fancy (even a Great Squirrel :) ), but I do object strongly to people trying to force their beliefs on other folks and persecuting those that believe differently. Some of the original immigrants to this new world came here for religious freedom, to escape a state religion and persecution for holding to different beliefs. Now we find our government (especially when under sonny boy Bush) allowing a religious sect - the Fundamentalists - a place in the halls of government and granting them great power in it. I am not anti-Christian but I am against certain Christian sects trying their damndest to force their beliefs on others and bellering that their beliefs are the only right and true way; anyone that has a different opinion is damned to hell a-tumbling.

Fuck 'em!

Sooner or later you'll hear one of their leaders pounding the pulpit and roaring "this is a Christian nation; it was founded as a Christian nation!" as an excuse to try to make every citizen become a Christian. Well check out the video and see what the founding fathers REALLY said, and why there should be separation of church and state.

If the texts move too quickly for reading, hit the "pause" button until you're finished, then go on to "play".
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The Founding Fathers did NOT intend for religion and government to become joined!

The Founding Fathers on religion; separation of church and state:




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First part deals with the views of Fundies and George W. Bush; the second part reveals what the Founding Fathers and others thought about religion in general.

Fundamentalists and the Founding Fathers



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The Fundies try to get laws passed forcing the entire nation to adhere to their religious beliefs on many subjects, even though the majority objects to it.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

But It Ain't Racism!!

Lately there have been a number of internet articles that appear to advise assassinating the President. Murder is murder and no excuse for killing because of a conflict of political , religious or other beliefs.


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Legally Reincarnate

The Fundies, other religious organizations, and totalitarian governments aren't the only ones who try to control the true believers. The Chinese government takes control to extremes. Check it out! Goodgoddlemighty, what other stupid laws do they have to control the people?

Did this unfortunate monk reincarnate without government permission?
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[...] World's Most Bizarre Laws
Published on 9/25/2009 under Misc - by Gracie Murano -

Tibetan monks need permission to reincarnate
In one of history's most absurd acts of totalitarianism, China banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs in 2007, the law, which strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is "an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation." (Link)
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Since a person must die first before being (presumably) reincarnated, I'd like to know how the Chinese government plans to enforce this law and how they plan to determine if a newly born person has reincarnated illegally. I advise the monks to rebell and reincarnate any way that suits their fancy.

I doubt that China has a law of "innocent until proven guilty" . If a citizen is charged with reincarnating illegally, how in hell can he prove he didn't??

Those monks can be a fractious bunch - burning themselves alive as a means of protest, marching, rioting, and in general pissing off the government, so I guess this is one way the government is trying to control them. The Old Woman says the Tibetans aren't fond of the Chinese government. The Chinese win a Gold Medal for Stupidity. ...................................................................................................................................

21a) When given a choice, people will always do the dumbest thing under the circumstances.

21b) The IQ of a mob can be determined by taking the IQ of the dumbest member, and dividing by the number of members.

21c) Therefore: The larger the number of people, the stupider the resultant decisions and actions (congress anyone?)

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Thank You, Gadfly!!

In view of your long, hard work and dedication required to find the Great Squirrel, may I contribute a small tidbit of background on her Highness, The Great Squirrel. May she preside from the Great Oak Tree Tabernacle forever!!

TUA

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Calls From Wackjobs for Presidential Assassination??

The wackos are crawling out of the woodwork. WTF? And if a superwacko tries to assassinate the President, I guess they'll then whine, "We don't believe in killing" and refuse to accept any responsibility for encouraging the nuts. Like the preacher who prayed for Obama's death -- then a member of his church was seen toting an assault rifle near where Obama was giving a speech. Or O'reilley and his numerous TV condemnations of Dr. Tiller - until a whackjob murdered the doctor. And the other hate mongers, too numerous to list here.

This nation has a legal system in place to get rid of a faulty president. It's called "impeachment". This nation is supposed to have a system of "majority rule". So if the majority agrees with the hate-Obama faction, then they should get some smart ass lawyer to try to whomp up an impeachment excuse. Not murder the man.

Where were the wackos when Bush was following Hitler's program almost letter by letter and destroying our country? If any president could be compared to Hitler, it was Bush. Bush just didn't quite accomplish his goals before his terms expired.

These articles are all short but altogether are too long to post here. Read the originals;
Then the hard core wackos are heard from:
Right-Wing Conference Tells Activists To Get Their Guns Ready For ‘Bloody Battle’ With Obama The Nazi Think Progress – Mon Sep 28, 1:50 pm EDT
The hate mongers deluxe. Includes video of the crazy speaker. Will the Secret Service investigate these assholes? [I liked the comments better than the article. :)]

Now we hear a voice of reason from
Doonesbury. (below)


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